1 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,600 What are you wearing? When? 2 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:55,500 Tonight. It's Gough and Jessie's golden wedding anniversary. 3 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,080 I'll wear my suit. 4 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:03,360 Good grief. You and that suit have been married longer than them! 5 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,420 At least it fits. 6 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:08,400 But who?! 7 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,960 I don't know why we're going. 8 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,540 Just to watch Gough and Jessie holding hands. 9 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:21,540 I don't think I can stand hours of Gough and Jessie holding hands. 10 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:27,260 They're a devoted married couple, just like childhood sweethearts. 11 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:32,260 It's not natural. I'll wear my blazer. Oh, no you won't! 12 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,720 Don't you DARE wear that blazer. 13 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,780 You'll look like a zebra crossing! 14 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,200 It's flying in the face of nature... 15 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:48,440 ..holding hands. 16 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,100 Well, it's no good. 17 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:59,360 It comes out so rarely, I forget how bad it looked last time! 18 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:03,000 I expected it to look better. 19 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:10,560 It looked OK on the hanger. Why not? It spends most of its life on the hanger! 20 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:17,180 Can't we just go casual? What have you got that's casual? 21 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:21,260 Your idea of casual is greasy overalls! 22 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,780 Mam? Will you have a look at Barry? 23 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:27,800 Do you think his suit's too small? 24 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,800 It's too small! I told you! 25 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,260 It's only too small in places. 26 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:37,660 In all the places it shouldn't be! 27 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,040 Look, it's too small. 28 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:53,000 Have you put on weight? You're like him. Married life suits you. 29 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,760 They'll have to get new suits. 30 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,240 To Gough and Jessie. 31 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:09,200 Fifty years! 32 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,740 You never see them apart. 33 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:16,740 I bet he's lost the use of all his male facultitties! 34 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,300 I bet he's tidy about the house. 35 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:24,280 I think it's a triumph that marriages can still work. 36 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,820 Loads of them still work. 37 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:29,400 Usually with a bit of grit in them! 38 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,500 I'm not going if they hold hands. 39 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:39,760 Of course you're going! HE is, too, once he's found something to wear. 40 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:45,400 Don't worry about me. Nora Batty will be there and so will I! 41 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,460 With a slight touch of the Randolph Scott's. Very natty. 42 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:54,960 Natty? I've never seen you get past tatty! 43 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,280 I'm awfully sorry. 44 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,100 ELI! 45 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,560 Hello, boys! Hello, Eli. 46 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:31,760 GLASS SMASHES 47 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,640 You must admit, they're a devoted couple. 48 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:44,120 He thinks the world of her. Never forgets her birthday. 49 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,460 She picked a gem, there. 50 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:51,480 He's a one-off. He brings her flowers. 51 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:56,820 And chocolates. If mine did that, I'd know he was up to something. 52 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:59,380 I know what you mean. 53 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:06,560 For years I thought, "Gough MUST be up to something." Just shows how wrong you can be! 54 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:12,580 Fifty years, and they still hold hands in the street. 55 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:16,820 I'm not sure I approve of holding hands in the street. 56 00:05:16,820 --> 00:05:19,760 It seems a bit excessive. 57 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:25,440 Too continental for my taste. 58 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:43,500 No problem. I have suits I never wear. You've no idea what a relief that is. No problem! 59 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:49,220 Don't worry, Eli, I'll take care of it. Nora Batty will be there. 60 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:52,580 She doesn't encourage wear and tear! 61 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:57,020 The best description of Nora Batty I've ever heard! 62 00:05:57,020 --> 00:06:01,120 He needs something respectable, in navy blue. 63 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,660 I've got a blue suit. 64 00:06:03,660 --> 00:06:04,760 Ah! 65 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,760 Yes! He's about my size! 66 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:11,360 Yes, but is this one your size? 67 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:16,320 Another one?! How many suits do you need?! 68 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:35,540 Come in Howard, why don't you?! 69 00:06:35,540 --> 00:06:38,080 I didn't want Pearl to see me. 70 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:45,120 It's becoming a habit. I'm a neighbour, not a girlfriend. She's allowed to see you with me. 71 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:50,140 She always thinks I'm up to something. You always are. I know. 72 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,600 You see how awkward it is. 73 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:56,640 Can you do me a little favour? 74 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:01,120 No, Howard, I'm not getting involved. Forget it. 75 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,140 You're going to Gough and Jessie's golden wedding. Yes. 76 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:08,980 Can you just hand this note to Marina? 77 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:13,060 Oh, no! Not Marina! She scares me! 78 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:17,080 What do you mean? Pearl's the scary one. 79 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:21,120 I understand HER scaring you. They both scare me. 80 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,680 It's just a little note. 81 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:28,480 Just sidle up to her and sneak it into her hand. 82 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,260 That sounds tricky for a start. 83 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,860 Howard? 84 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:44,580 WHAT are you up to? 85 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:46,960 See what I mean? 86 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,840 I've just been chatting with Norman. 87 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:54,840 You sneaked off very quietly. When I turned round, you'd gone! 88 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,500 But I like a chat with old Cleggy. 89 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,660 And what were you talking ABOUT? 90 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:04,700 Football. Philosophy. 91 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,600 Football AND philosophy. 92 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:27,900 Good day to you, dear lady. Is he ready? Is WHO ready? 93 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:30,460 Your neighbour, the ferret fancier? 94 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:37,760 How do I know whether he's ready? What kind of question is that? Let's come back later. 95 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,240 I think that would be a good idea. 96 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:46,260 It's no business of mine to know whether he's ready or not. 97 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:50,320 Nor do I care, so stop spreading rumours. 98 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:53,360 I just wondered... Stop wondering! 99 00:08:53,360 --> 00:09:00,280 You've no business to wonder. It's a wonder a person has any reputation left, with you lot around. 100 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:06,180 I think he's ready. You never know with him. 101 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:10,940 Don't look till you're SURE he's ready. I'm ready, I'm ready! 102 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,800 Ye gods! 103 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:29,080 What's wrong with it? It's a good fit. I'll KILL Eli. 104 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:34,320 Whatever has he got on? I don't know, but it wants turning down! 105 00:10:10,702 --> 00:10:13,702 INAUDIBLE CHATTER 106 00:10:22,882 --> 00:10:27,322 By 'eck, that's a racy model! Don't thee start. 107 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:32,462 ^ Oh, can't you put him where he's not in people's eyes? 108 00:10:32,462 --> 00:10:35,882 ^ It's not like you, Seymour. 109 00:10:35,882 --> 00:10:38,902 ^ No-one looks their best in a suit. 110 00:10:38,902 --> 00:10:41,402 Not in a suit like that! 111 00:10:41,402 --> 00:10:45,462 If we pray for rain, it may get dark early. 112 00:10:45,462 --> 00:10:52,922 There's nothing wrong with it! Eli thought that when he bought it and look what it did to his eyes! 113 00:11:18,142 --> 00:11:21,382 There they go, look. Holding hands. 114 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:26,102 How does she do it? He must be very well trained. 115 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,642 He's very docile. 116 00:11:28,642 --> 00:11:33,662 I think you have to keep them away from male companions. 117 00:11:33,662 --> 00:11:38,662 You can do anything with them by keeping them away from men. 118 00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:42,182 Come on, let's have a kiss. 119 00:11:46,982 --> 00:11:50,462 APPLAUSE 120 00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:57,482 You get used to life's painful surprises then along comes a golden wedding. 121 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,962 Don't be so miserable! 122 00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:08,622 She keeps backing away from my suit. 123 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:14,582 I can understand that. She's probably terrified of radiation! 124 00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:24,002 Will you sit still! You're probably interfering with every telly in the area! 125 00:12:25,262 --> 00:12:27,722 Don't forget the note, Cleggy. 126 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:40,362 If that electric blue arm reaches for another bun, I'll cut it off! 127 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:05,842 Where have you been? I had to get Barry a new suit. I was saving up for a hi-fi. 128 00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:08,522 It's very nice. Quite executive. 129 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:12,002 It's not like a hi-fi, though! 130 00:13:13,122 --> 00:13:18,682 We hope your next 50 years will pass as happily. 131 00:13:19,722 --> 00:13:25,162 May I ask you all to drink a toast to Gough and Jessie. 132 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:28,782 ALL: To Gough and Jessie. 133 00:13:28,782 --> 00:13:31,242 Gough and Jessie! 134 00:13:40,422 --> 00:13:43,502 HE BELCHES 135 00:13:43,502 --> 00:13:49,602 Good grief! It amazes me how musical the local peasantry are! 136 00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:54,622 The food weren't bad but what's this stuff? Sherry. Sherry? 137 00:13:54,622 --> 00:13:59,682 I could murder a pint. Of sherry? You must be joking! 138 00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:03,382 I wouldn't varnish my ferret with that! 139 00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:11,802 If he holds her hand one more time, I shall grind my teeth. 140 00:14:13,862 --> 00:14:16,762 Old Goughy is a bit domesticated. 141 00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:20,762 He should have a ribbon round his neck. 142 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:25,762 I'll never make it to suppertime in this collar. YOU feel trapped? 143 00:14:25,762 --> 00:14:28,822 How do you think Gough feels? 144 00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:33,822 Aye, it's pitiful. They keep having these collections for Africa 145 00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:37,242 but there are terrible cases at home! 146 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,562 I wonder if he's ever had a row! 147 00:14:45,562 --> 00:14:49,842 Imagine going through married life without a row! 148 00:14:49,842 --> 00:14:52,442 He SEEMS contented enough. 149 00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:57,182 I know. You'd think he'd had surgery! 150 00:14:57,182 --> 00:15:02,822 You look very smart, Barry. I WAS saving up for some hi-fi. 151 00:15:02,822 --> 00:15:06,522 You want one like this. It's like hi-fi! 152 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,282 Have you passed my note yet, Cleggy? 153 00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:13,342 Not yet, Howard. You're not trying! 154 00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:16,102 I'LL pass it over. NO! 155 00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:19,222 You're too conspicuous! 156 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:27,782 He calls her "Precious"! 157 00:15:27,782 --> 00:15:29,822 Never! 158 00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:33,762 He does, he calls her "Precious". 159 00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:36,302 I heard him say it. 160 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,822 Did he know you were listening? 161 00:15:38,822 --> 00:15:41,322 I don't think he cared! 162 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:43,842 What's wrong, if he calls her that? 163 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,402 It's not in good taste. 164 00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:50,402 I mean, they're not French or anything! 165 00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:52,982 Not in public, love. 166 00:15:52,982 --> 00:15:58,982 People can have marital secrets in private. Within limits! 167 00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:00,922 Tight limits! 168 00:16:00,922 --> 00:16:05,442 I think it's nice if he calls her "Precious." 169 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:10,442 I hope Barry does on our golden wedding. Not in our house! 170 00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,922 You weren't brought up for that. 171 00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:16,482 I blame watching videos. 172 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:19,062 That's how they pick things up. 173 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:23,082 Have you got a video? No, I haven't! 174 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,142 I hope no-one ever thinks I have. 175 00:16:26,142 --> 00:16:30,722 I must say, it gave me a turn hearing someone his age 176 00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:34,342 calling someone her age, "Precious"! 177 00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:38,742 ^ All this excitement has gone to his head. 178 00:16:38,742 --> 00:16:41,422 ^ He had two trifles. 179 00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:44,462 Well, there you are, then. 180 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,462 He's the wrong age for two trifles. 181 00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:52,162 We ought to do something for him. 182 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:58,102 For whom? WHOM do you think he means? For Gough, that's WHOM! 183 00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:03,682 Be more precise. What kind of thing do you think we should do for him? 184 00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:07,682 I don't believe in impromptu collections. 185 00:17:07,682 --> 00:17:10,722 Relax. No-one's asking for money. 186 00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:13,482 ^ All mine went on my suit. 187 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:17,602 Well, then, what kind of thing? 188 00:17:17,602 --> 00:17:21,622 Anything. Give him a break. From what? 189 00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:26,102 From 50 years of excessive marriage. Does he need a break? 190 00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:30,222 After 50 years? Of course he does! 191 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:33,342 I really fancied a new hi-fi. 192 00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:38,882 All we need to do is sneak him out and take him for a jar. 193 00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:41,462 I wouldn't mind a jar. 194 00:17:41,462 --> 00:17:49,102 If I can get anything past this damn non-drinker's collar. Do you think he'd come? 195 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,562 The least we can do is try. 196 00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:56,302 Common humanity says that we have to try. 197 00:17:56,302 --> 00:17:59,702 You could try to pass my note. 198 00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:06,222 Tha can tell her which pub we're in, then tha can pass it tha'self. 199 00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:12,642 I want no horse-play if she's there. One with a graphic equaliser. 200 00:18:17,122 --> 00:18:19,682 ^ It was all done very nicely. 201 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:23,682 I hope they turn up on Sunday. Some cake? 202 00:18:23,682 --> 00:18:25,682 Yes, please. 203 00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:37,422 Mrs Edwardson. Some cake? 204 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,502 There you go. Get that down thee. 205 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:48,582 What is it? He don't even recognise it. 206 00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:55,982 Maybe his mind's going. It's not going. I can remember every episode of Eastenders. 207 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,462 It's going! 208 00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:02,422 I'm going to have to undo my collar. 209 00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:06,382 What do you normally drink, Goughy? 210 00:19:06,382 --> 00:19:07,622 Tea. 211 00:19:10,022 --> 00:19:12,342 Fifty years on tea! 212 00:19:12,342 --> 00:19:16,302 You should be on file at Amnesty International! 213 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,682 And the occasional mineral water. 214 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:26,682 Well, Goughy, you've fallen into good hands. Think of this as a holiday. 215 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:31,162 But don't start banking on it, EVERY 50 years! 216 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:57,442 Where is he? Where's who? 217 00:19:57,442 --> 00:20:01,722 The guest of honour. We've lost Gough. 218 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:06,102 Have you seen Howard? Are they all missing? 219 00:20:06,102 --> 00:20:09,082 ^ They ARE. They're ALL missing. 220 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,482 I'll go and find them. 221 00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,982 It's not something I like doing - 222 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,242 chasing after men - 223 00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:21,562 but since it's an emergency... 224 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:30,102 Are you letting her look for your Howard? 225 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:34,622 It's like sending Dracula to look for a throat! 226 00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:39,642 Oh, let her go! If anyone can flush him out, she can! 227 00:20:39,642 --> 00:20:42,222 She's like a bloodhound. 228 00:20:42,222 --> 00:20:44,682 Especially from the front! 229 00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:51,322 Oh, Goughy, that went down well! 230 00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:54,182 Ha! Tha's getting the hang of it! 231 00:20:54,182 --> 00:21:00,702 He's a natural. I SAID it was a good idea. Tha just didn't want a collection! 232 00:21:00,702 --> 00:21:04,862 I don't like the sensation but once it's down, it's OK! 233 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:09,582 I feel exactly that way about woollen underwear! 234 00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:11,622 Uh-oh! 235 00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:15,622 I bet SHE doesn't wear woolly underwear! 236 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:21,102 Marina! 237 00:21:21,102 --> 00:21:23,062 Hello, Howard. 238 00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:27,002 And Norman Clegg. 239 00:21:27,002 --> 00:21:32,002 Tell her I'm a carrier. Tell her I give people barber's rash. 240 00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:34,562 There's nothing to be afraid of. 241 00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:38,542 How can you lie? She terrifies sailors. 242 00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:41,162 Imagine! 243 00:21:41,162 --> 00:21:44,822 All you men, and just little me. 244 00:21:45,962 --> 00:21:48,482 Who's all this, then? 245 00:21:48,482 --> 00:21:51,042 Down, Goughy! 246 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:55,582 Tha's not ready for two new experiences in one day. 247 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:59,542 Here you are, Goughy. Get this down you. 248 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:04,022 They've gone for a drink. 249 00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:08,022 Mine had a collar problem. I had to let him go. 250 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:12,602 You know they've only got a limited concentration span. 251 00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:16,002 But does Jessie know Gough's gone too? 252 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,642 That's the end of civilisation as she knows it! 253 00:22:21,082 --> 00:22:23,722 ^ SOMEONE will have to tell her. 254 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:28,442 ^ We can't. Not on her golden wedding anniversary. 255 00:22:28,442 --> 00:22:30,382 Don't bother! 256 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,342 Someone's telling her now. 257 00:22:33,342 --> 00:22:37,622 I think that's best. Let a relative do it! 258 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:42,442 They'll be all right. My Gough won't come to any harm! 259 00:22:43,522 --> 00:22:47,462 That's what I like. Confidence. 260 00:22:58,062 --> 00:23:00,602 I think he's enjoyed it! 261 00:23:00,602 --> 00:23:05,782 Oh yes, Gough's enjoyed it. I think he's still enjoying it! 262 00:23:05,782 --> 00:23:10,362 I know it's his anniversary but there are limits. 263 00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:15,382 I can't spend all day supporting various gentlemen. 264 00:23:15,382 --> 00:23:19,042 I have a crowded schedule, anyway. 265 00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:23,622 Howard, you've brought an old man happiness. 266 00:23:23,622 --> 00:23:26,102 Why can't he bring his own? 267 00:23:29,002 --> 00:23:31,842 Have you ever been led astray? 268 00:23:31,842 --> 00:23:35,802 I once bought a clapped-out Hillman. 269 00:23:42,082 --> 00:23:47,082 Well, we haven't been long and we've got Gough back in time. 270 00:23:47,082 --> 00:23:49,562 Aye. But where is he? 271 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,682 He's right behind. 272 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:59,742 We've lost a Gough. He shouldn't loiter on his anniversary. 273 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,762 Legless! 274 00:24:17,762 --> 00:24:20,302 They're going all over the place. 275 00:24:20,302 --> 00:24:24,762 You wouldn't think they've been together for 50 years! 276 00:24:26,502 --> 00:24:33,482 If Jessie tries to hold him now, he'll slip through her fingers! We must sober him up. 277 00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:36,462 We can't return a Gough like this! 278 00:24:39,322 --> 00:24:45,382 Great idea, Seymour(!) Take Goughy for a walk to sober him up. 279 00:24:45,382 --> 00:24:51,382 You can soon get fed up of carrying people on their golden wedding. 280 00:24:51,382 --> 00:24:55,882 He seems to have lost every bone in his legs. 281 00:24:55,882 --> 00:24:58,462 Why is he smiling in his sleep? 282 00:24:58,462 --> 00:25:05,462 We're the silly beggars doing all the carrying! Why shouldn't he be smiling? 283 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:12,122 To give him credit, it's a perfect disguise for a teetotaller! 284 00:25:12,122 --> 00:25:17,582 He'll have to sleep it off. We need somewhere quiet and safe. 285 00:25:24,002 --> 00:25:26,622 Is this accommodation suitable? 286 00:25:26,622 --> 00:25:31,182 He'll be OK while we have a drink. Cover him up. 287 00:25:31,182 --> 00:25:33,742 What a place for his wedding night! 288 00:25:33,742 --> 00:25:40,762 It's not my round. I want it clearly understood, it's not my round. 289 00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:45,222 You're so reckless with your money, Seymour(!) 290 00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:58,582 All those years of non-drinking, and you finish up on a rubbish tip! 291 00:26:00,682 --> 00:26:03,242 You need moderation in everything. 292 00:26:03,242 --> 00:26:06,502 Especially non-drinking! 293 00:26:06,502 --> 00:26:13,962 We'd have some explaining to do if the lorry came now and took Gough away with the rubbish! 294 00:26:13,962 --> 00:26:18,942 LORRY MANOEUVRING OUTSIDE 295 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,722 STOP! STOP! 296 00:26:56,322 --> 00:27:01,282 ^ I'm sure he'll be at home putting the kettle on! 297 00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:07,022 GOUGH SINGS DRUNKENLY 298 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:15,062 Though she's a factory girl Wearing her factory clothes, 299 00:27:15,062 --> 00:27:21,642 I'm the sort of fellow FOR... ..the little Yorkshire rose. 300 00:27:36,982 --> 00:27:42,022 When Jessie gets her Gough back, she'll soon reach out her hand. 301 00:27:42,022 --> 00:27:44,502 For his throat! 302 00:28:38,222 --> 00:28:42,142 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 303 00:28:42,192 --> 00:28:46,742 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0